Saturday, October 31, 2009

I can't tell if that elderly gentleman regularly wears black tights, a mini skirt and sparkly earrings or if it's a Halloween costume.
i have the worst job ever. i have the worst job ever. i have the worst job ever. with the possible exception of stripping or prostitution.

Friday, October 30, 2009

We are playing phrase charades in my english class right now. Still waiting to fricking learn something today.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Why is everyone so annoying?

Cannae Focae

Sup cho.

I just got finished listening to Drop Down by Designer Drugs twenty-five times in a row. Why? You may ask. Why. I will tell you.

When I got out of my sociology class this morning I realized, in a rather unhappy moment, that I have a Tai Chi paper about complementary medicine due today. It's not a big paper. In fact, it's actually a one page summary, so you wouldn't think it would be a big deal. However, the catch is that we are also required to find five scholarly journal articles and write an annotated bibliography (meaning that you must read and summarize each one in the bibliography.) I had not yet started this project so I have spent the last hour and a half running around the interweb trying to find articles on Ayurveda that are actually free and accesible and not just sitting on any webpage. I have definitely been employing the "the conclusion is the only part of a paper you need to read to get it" method.

Anyways, I have found that when I am trying to get work done quickly the best way to do it is to have music with little to no lyrics that moves quickly blaring as loudly as I can. I don't listen to it at all, but it pushes me into whatever I am doing really well.

This is a stupid entry but I'm posting it because I feel like I'm back in high school on TearsKeepAFalling when I could write nothing and publish it and not feel bad about it.

My blog.

Ha.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Texty

I know it's awful to be excited about my own joke, but I thought this was golden:

Brian: (1:18 am) Hey whats ups
Holly: (1:20 am) a service one can hire to send packages as an alternative to fed ex or the us postal system.

(For the record, yes, I know it's supposed to be postal service, but it was 1 am so I forgive me for the slip up and admire my early morning wit. Hopefully you do too.)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

One of the few things that legitimately disgusts me is when a person thinks that sugar-coating or twisting a truth is not the same thing as lying.