I usually wear dresses. Pants are lame. I wiggle around a lot when I sleep, unless I fall asleep somewhere dangerous, in which case I miraculously sleep like a stone. I enjoy rainstorms. I like to walk through cemeteries and think about the mortality and insignificance of people. I love chocolate pudding. I enjoy napping in the sunshine. I like to take long walks to nowhere in particular. I enjoy reading fiction and things about God. I'm hypercritical about everything, including myself. And you. Traveling is the shiznet, especially if not-knowing is in the top five ingredients of the experience. If it's an animal, vegetable or mineral, chances are pretty good that I dig it.
but at least with those you would make more money and possible derive some sexual pleasure?
ReplyDeleteoh dear. you're right. stripping and prostitution just became better options than my current job. fml. :)
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